It’s hard to imagine a tour without the Falls, so we’ll start there. If you’ve got too much time on your hands, visit the Hall of Fame for the Criminally Insane , which I didn’t, but I like the name.   A better choice is the Maid of the Mist boat tour.  We rode it 10 times in a row with the camera strapped to the front covered in plastic sheeting.  I can recite the entire loudspeaker spiel by heart.  You’ll love it.  But don’t spend too much time here – there are a lot of less-hyped wonders to see.